Thursday, June 25, 2009

This Day In Sports - June 25th

1930 -- Max Schmeling becomes the first German -- and European -- heavyweight world champion after he beats Jack Sharkey for the vacant title in New York.
1948 -- Ben Hogan wins the U.S. Open with a record 276, five lower than Ralph Guldahl's 1937 record.
1991 -- The Chicago Bulls win the first NBA championship in the team's 25-year history.
*from si.com*


Article of the Day:

The first draft lottery still rates the best
By: David Schoenfield
espn.com

The first NBA draft lottery took place in 1985, with the seven non-playoff teams participating. The big prize in that year's draft: Georgetown center Patrick Ewing.

As we prepare for the 25th draft conducted under the lottery system, consider how much the NBA has grown: from 23 to 30 teams; from seven lottery teams to 14; from rumors of frozen envelopes to a complicated system of ping-pong balls.

Consider also: in 1985, Ewing was a polished college senior who had led Georgetown to three NCAA championship games; one of the top picks this year will be 18-year-old Spanish point guard Ricky Rubio.

But NBA commissioner David Stern saw all this coming: "There are some 237 schools playing in Division I of the NCAA and that doesn't include smaller schools or foreign programs that will turn out more players like Uwe Blab or Bill Wennington," he told The Washington Post in 1985. "As basketball continues to grow worldwide, it will only get better."

OK, we'll forgive the Uwe Blab reference, but the commish was right. Basketball has grown as a global sport, turning the NBA draft into a worldwide event.

How did we get here? Contrary to the beliefs of conspiracy theorists, the lottery system was not created to steer Patrick Ewing to the Knicks, who had gone 24-58 in the 1984-85 season. In fact, the system was voted in after the 1983-84 season (in which the Knicks had won 47 games and reached the conference semifinals) in reaction to the perception that the Houston Rockets had tanked down the stretch. The Rockets lost 17 of their final 22 games, and nine of their final 10, to "pass" the San Diego Clippers by one game for the Western Conference's worst record. At the time, the worst teams in the West and East flipped a coin for the No. 1 overall pick. The Rockets won the toss, giving them the No. 1 selection for the second straight year (they added Hakeem Olajuwon to Ralph Sampson).

At the time, the controversy was whether a team on the fringe of making the playoffs would tank in order to make the lottery (originally, all lottery teams had an equal shot at the No. 1 pick). "If you're asking me where my heart would lie if it came down to a last-second shot between making the playoffs or the lottery, I couldn't -- I wouldn't -- tell you," Atlanta Hawks general manager Stan Kasten told the Post back then.

The Hawks missed the playoffs but didn't win the lottery. They drew the No. 5 pick and bypassed future All-Stars such as Karl Malone, Chris Mullin and Joe Dumars to draft the forgettable Jon Koncak (4.5 points per game in his career). The Clippers, predictably, didn't win the lottery either. Drafting third, they made a pick that would pretty much define the next two-plus decades of the franchise: Benoit Benjamin, a big man of immense talent, but best remembered for once trying to enter a game wearing two left shoes.

With that, let's relive each of the previous 24 years of the NBA draft under the lottery. We'll list the top 10 picks each year, suggest how teams should have drafted and grade the overall talent of each draft. Note that often players are selected by one team only to be dealt to another club in a prearranged trade; in those instances, we'll list the drafting team as the club that acquired the player.

Also, note this as you think about the results of Thursday's draft: By our hindsight accounting, NBA teams have nailed the top two selections in order just one time in 24 drafts (Shaquille O'Neal and Alonzo Mourning in 1992). They've nailed the top pick just seven times out of 24: David Robinson, Shaq, Chris Webber, Tim Duncan, LeBron James, Dwight Howard and Derrick Rose.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

"Getting Lost" on TMIB

We've talked a bit about The Man In Black, Anti-Jacob, Esau, etc for a while now and we still don't know anything about him. Getting Lost on tvguide.com tackled this issue in their latest LOST Video. Check it out below...

This Day In Sports - June 24th

After a brief hiatus This Day in Sports is back up and running!

1991 -- The NHL's Board of Governors adopts instant replay.
1998 -- Sammy Sosa ties the major league record for homers in a month, hitting his 18th of June in the first inning of the Cubs' 7-6 loss to Detroit.
2000 -- Rick DiPietro is the first goalie drafted No. 1 in the NHL draft, by the New York Islanders.
2001 -- Karrie Webb, 26, captures the LPGA Championship by two strokes to become the youngest woman to complete the Grand Slam.




Article of the Day:

Kahn the Dealer Strikes Early
"Landing the no. 5 pick for two veteran guards deepened the Wolves' options and caught the fan base's attention"

Last update: June 24, 2009 - 7:25 AM

New Timberwolves basketball boss David Kahn promised he'd be hyperactive in his efforts to rebuild a franchise that can't sell a $5 ticket since it traded away superstar Kevin Garnett two summers ago.

Who knew he had been guzzling Red Bull?

Kahn today is expected to finalize his first trade since he became the team's new president of basketball operations 32 days ago.

The bold six-piece transaction that sends Mike Miller and Randy Foye to Washington for the fifth pick in Thursday's NBA draft begs a question:

With the hours quickly ticking away, just who is he after in a draft some NBA executives have called the thinnest they've seen in years?

Kahn's opening move essentially wipes clean the team's existing backcourt and makes the Wolves further committed to youth and the 2010 draft, when the Wolves will have two more first-rounders if their own pick is in the Top 10.

It provides a fourth first-round pick to a team that already has accumulated the sixth, 18th and 28th overall picks Thursday and presumably doesn't want three, let alone four rookies on next season's team.

With Foye's departure, it sends away the player who -- fairly or unfairly -- most reminds Wolves fans of Kevin McHale's failure in 14 seasons as Kahn's predecessor.

But, most notably, it has done one other remarkable thing.

Kahn and his promise for change -- about to be delivered with roster moves beginning today -- has Timberwolves fans interested again.

They are chattering away on Internet boards in numbers not seen in these Twin Cities since the last bit of breaking Brett Favre news.

A franchise that has barely registered a pulse since July 31, 2007 -- the day McHale traded away Garnett to Boston in the league's biggest deal for a single player -- now is guaranteed a prominent seat at the proverbial table after NBA Commissioner David Stern steps forth Thursday and announces the Los Angeles Clippers have made Oklahoma forward Blake Griffin the first player taken.

More than anything, Kahn now has options as he remakes a team's youthful rebuilding process apparently with more youth and, at least for now, on the cheap.

The acquisition of two top-six picks puts the Wolves in position to barter with one -- or both -- of those picks another deal, with Memphis for the draft's second choice.

That'd give Kahn his choice of precocious Spanish point guard Ricky Rubio or Hasheem Thabeet, the Connecticut center who's raw, undeveloped and also 7-3.

(You can't teach that, you know?)

But this draft offers no guarantees, other than the Clippers will take Griffin first.

So, in such a year, Kahn might very well decide it's better to stay put with two picks and completely rebuild a backcourt he just emptied -- Sebastian Telfair's presence notwithstanding -- by sending both Miller and Foye to Washington and new coach Flip Saunders.

In a draft populated by guards, the Wolves could keep both picks and take their choice of the best guards left on the board after Sacramento selects fourth.

Kahn is believed to covet Tyreke Evans, the combo guard from Memphis who so impressed with his 6-6 size and strength during a Target Center workout last week against smaller point guards.

(The Wolves also like Syracuse point guard Jonny Flynn a lot).

Until a few days ago, it seemed certain Evans would still be available with the fifth pick. Now, there's a growing chance the Kings will take Evans -- meaning Rubio very well could await Kahn and the Wolves with the fifth pick.

So could Arizona State's James Harden, another projected top-four pick. Flynn or Davidson's Steph Curry, the best shooter in the draft, will be there as well.

Only one thing is certain.

And most unexpected.

"People are excited," said veteran forward Mark Madsen, easily the longest tenured Timberwolf. "That's good, isn't it?"

Miraculous might be a better word.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

LOST - Embarking on a New Adventure

Embarking on a New Adventure:
It's been a while now since season 5 of LOST ended and I'm suffering through withdrawal right now! But I think that I have found a solution. Since I didn't really reach LOST "nerd status" until the summer between seasons 4 and 5 I'm going to do a little back tracking. Starting with the Pilot episodes I'm going to go back through and watch the entire series. Knowing what we know now I'm sure there will be some things that will make a little more sense and maybe some things that will help us answer the questions that we are still pondering. If you have yet to discover the goodness that is LOST, I would wholeheartedly encourage you to do so! ABC.com has all of the episodes on their website and you can watch along with us!

Well here goes nothing, wish me luck!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

This Day In Sports - June 10th

1984 -- Larry Bird named Finals MVP as Boston Celtics win NBA Championship, beating LA Lakers in Game 7, 111-102.
1984 -- Ivan Lendl beats John McEnroe (3-6, 2-6, 6-4, 7-5, 7-5) to win the French Open men's singles championship.
1986 -- A. Bartlett Giamatti, who would later become MLB commissioner, is named president of the National League.
1996 -- Patrick Roy and Colorado Avalanche sweep the Florida Panthers to win the Stanley Cup.
*from si.com*


Article of the Day:

Childress Says There's "Absolutely" No Dealine For Favre

By: Mike Florio
ProFootballTalk.com

Though Vikings coach Brad Childress has yet to acknowledge that his team is interested in acquiring “retired” quarterback Brett Favre, Childress declared during a Wednesday morning radio spot with our friends at KFAN in Minneapolis that no deadline exists.

"Absolutely not," Childress said. “Maybe by Deanna [Favre] or somebody like that, but certainly not from me. Not even — not even close. [I] don’t know where that dropped out of the sky from. . . .

“I don’t know how you guys in that industry go about your sourcing,” Childress added. “‘A source that a source said.’ I don’t know. It’s questionable. Very questionable.”

The fourth-year head coach also continues to be evasive regarding the true nature of the team’s interest in Favre. For example, asked whether the press has overstated the Vikings’ interest in Favre, Childress focused only on the report that Childress was in Mississippi to meet with Favre when Childress actually was in Minnesota. “I always thought David Copperfield was a great magician,” Childress said. “But I haven’t been able to do that one yet.”

Childress at no time has said that he’s not interested in Favre, so it’s Favre to assume that the door was and still is open for the Second Annual Brett Favre unretirement.

**Check out the podcasted interview now at KFAN.com**

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

He's Just Not That Into You - Critical Review


He's Just Not That Into You (2009)
Director: Ken Kwapis
Starring : Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Drew Berrymore, Jennifer Connelly, Scarlett Johansson, Bradley Cooper, Justin Long, Kevin Connolly

Plot: Based on the wildly popular bestseller from Sex and the City scribes Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo, He's Just Not That Into You tells the stories of a group of interconnected, Baltimore-based twenty- and "thirtysomethings" as they navigate their various relationships from the shallow end of the dating pool through the deep, murky waters of married life, trying to read the signs of the opposite sex... and hoping to be the exceptions to the "no-exceptions" rule.

Gigi just wants a man who says he'll call--and does--while Alex advises her to stop sitting by the phone. Beth wonders if she should call it off after years of committed singlehood with her boyfriend, Neil, but he doesn't think there's a single thing wrong with their unmarried life. Janine's not sure if she can trust her husband, Ben, who can't quite trust himself around Anna. Anna can't decide between the sexy married guy, or her straightforward, no-sparks standby, Conor, who can't get over the fact that he can't have her. And Mary, who's found an entire network of loving, supportive men, just needs to find one who's straight.

If you've ever sat by the phone wondering why he said he would call, but didn't, or if you can't figure out why she doesn't want to sleep with you anymore, or why your relationship just isn't going to the next level... he (or she) is just not that into you.


Review: Again, checking the man card at the door for this one. In my defense all the things that I had heard about this movie were saying that it's an enjoyable movie for guys as well, I've heard that one before. I would be lying if I said that this movie did not have it's moments but all in all I was not impressed. It really disappoints me when a movie brings this many big names together and does not utilize them very well. To me it was just a big cluster of characters bouncing around too much, making in not enjoyable to watch. The acting was great and I've been told that the costume department was "top notch." But to me those are not the things that make a movie. Obviously acting is important but if the story isn't engaging then you've lost my vote. There were the interesting insertion of "chapters" into the movie which was weird and seemed out of place. I don't plan on reading the book but I would guess that these "chapters" in the movie would follow along with the chapters in the book. News flash for the director/writers, this is not the only movie based off of a book. Those other movies do not include "chapters" and the flow of the movie goes just fine. I was not a fan of the way that these chapter headings split up the movie piece by piece. However I did enjoy the random clips following the chapter headings of seemingly people off of the street giving their two cents on the issue. I guess you can't have one without the other but if I had to choose, I say dump them both.

The main gripe that I had with this film was the way that it just toyed around with the idea of love and especially the idea of marriage. I realiz
e that we don't live in a perfect world, that people are going to make mistakes, and all relationships don't last forever, so go ahead and call me old fashioned but marriage and love should be held on a higher pedestal than this movie placed it. I don't think that this movie treated love and marriage with the amount of respect that it deserves. Maybe it is because I am married and consider myself the luckiest guy in the world, but this aspect of the movie just rubbed me the wrong way. And unfortunately this was the main precipice of the film, thus I type this review with both of my thumbs facing downwards. It was a mediocre effort at poking fun at something that should be treated as a blessing from God. 1.5 stars out of 5.

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This Day In Sports - June 9th

1973 -- Secretariat becomes first Triple Crown-winner in 25 years by taking the Belmont Stakes, setting records for time (2:24) and margin (31 lengths).
1984 -- Martina Navratilova defeats Chris Evert (6-3, 6-1) to win the French Open women's singles championship.
1985 -- LA Lakers win NBA Championship by beating Boston Celtics, four games to two. the Moon.
1993 -- Montreal Canadiens defeat Los Angeles Kings of Wayne Gretzky and coach Barry Melrose to win Stanley Cup, four games to one.
*from si.com*

Article of the Day:

Sirius host refutes ESPN report

By: Judd Zulgad
Star Tribune

Earlier today, ESPN’s Chris Mortensen and Ed Werder reported that Vikings coach Brad Childress has imposed a deadline of this week for Brett Favre to decide whether he will be the team’s quarterback for the 2009 season. We were told later in the day that Childress had talked about giving Favre a deadline of this week.

But did it happen?

Pat Kirwan said today on SIRIUS NFL Radio’s “Movin’ The Chains” that there is no deadline for Favre in Minnesota, contrary to what ESPN has reported. Kirwan’s words carry weight on this subject because he is friendly with Childress and frequently has the Vikings coach on as a guest during the season.

Here’s the conversation between Kirwin and his co-host Tim Ryan today.

Kirwan: “I heard you talking about Brett Favre, every show has been talking about him. I’ve got a couple of things to say. First off, let me make sure I’m clear on this to everyone who is listening. There is no deadline for Brett Favre to come in by Friday. There is zero deadline. The story was made up, it’s not true and trust me on that.”

Ryan: “I still think he’s coming July 15. By then he’ll be signed up for the Minnnesota Vikings. ESPN calling it shoulder surgery, the biceps tendon attaches to a point up on the shoulder, did have that thing cleared out. We’ve been talking about it for a couple of months. That if he had the surgery he was coming back. It’s clear Favre’s on his way to Minnesota.”

Kirwan: “Favre is on his way to Minnesota and it may be around July 15. It might be earlier. Remember how we said [that] first Step 1 is he healthy enough to play? He’s in the process of having that resolved. Step 2, get a contract done. We don’t think that’s going to be a problem either so the first two hurdles are going to be easy to fly over and then come in and be part of this program. With the OTAs winding down, and maybe that’s a good thing because he’s not ready to throw, and all the business that goes on with football. Maybe it’s better if he comes in at a quiet period of time and gets ready to roll. But I think you’re right on it, I think he’s on his way in. Friday may come and Friday may go and it will have nothing to do with him in a purple uniform.”

Monday, June 8, 2009

This Day In Sports - June 9th

1955 -- Brooklyn Dodgers option Tommy Lasorda to make room on roster for Sandy Koufax.
1966 -- The NFL and AFL announce plans to merge and become the NFC and AFC in 1970.
1982 -- Los Angeles Lakers win the NBA Championship by beating the Philadelphia 76ers four games to two.
*from si.com*




Sources: Favre Has Surgery
By: Chris Mortensen and Ed Werder
espn.com


Brett Favre's determination to play quarterback this season for the Minnesota Vikings prompted him to undergo arthroscopic surgery to repair his injured passing shoulder recently, according to two sources. However, Favre remains unable to make a commitment because subsequent throwing sessions indicate the shoulder is not yet 100 percent.

While Favre has now clearly demonstrated his interest in coming out of retirement for a 19th season in the NFL, it seems equally obvious that he will not do so unless convinced he has recovered fully from the torn biceps tendon that undermined him last year with the New York Jets.

Favre began considering options to repair the shoulder last month when he sought advice from acclaimed orthopedic surgeon Dr. James Andrews. Favre and Andrews discussed surgical and non-surgical options. When cortisone injections and exercise therapies that included weight lifting failed to release the damaged tendon naturally, Favre consented to the arthroscopic surgery.

Favre has thrown on a limited basis since the surgery, which occurred last month, but has not felt close to "100 percent" and would not come back unless he makes significant progress, sources said.

Favre's agent, Bus Cook, would not confirm or deny the surgery, saying "That's a confidential client privilege."

Other sources say they believe Favre's ultimate recovery makes him a certainty to play for the Vikings, but the team will wrap up their organized team activities (OTAs) with four practices, Tuesday through Friday. The team also has two OTA dates remaining for the following week, but coach Brad Childress has traditionally canceled those as a reward for his players' hard work.

The Vikings report to training camp at the end of July and could agree to a contract if Favre's recovery accelerates to the point where both the quarterback and the team are comfortable with his return for the 2009 season, sources said. Favre's motivation to un-retire again is based on his desire to keep playing and the fact that he perceives the Vikings as a Super Bowl contender that runs "his offense," virtually identical to what he directed for 16 years in Green Bay, the sources contend.

Vikings sources declined to comment. Childress reiterated last week that Favre "is retired" but refused to set a deadline on any potential decision.

Cook also reiterated this weekend, "As far as I know, Brett is still retired and reserves the right to change his mind."

Favre's determination to play can be measured by his willingness to undergo arthroscopic surgery by Andrews, inasmuch sources said the quarterback wanted to avoid any procedure. Favre suffered the injury during the final stretch of his one season with the New York Jets in 2008. The Jets released him upon his request shortly after the April 25-26 draft, making him an unrestricted free agent. Favre already had said he was going to retire again, citing the injury as a major factor.

ESPN reported on May 14 that Favre had consulted with Andrews regarding his arm and the surgical and non-surgical options. The St. Paul Pioneer Press reported on May 18 that Favre was having surgery by Andrews that week; a source told ESPN that no surgery was scheduled. The specific date of Favre's recent surgery is unknown, except that it occurred last month.

Chris Mortensen is a senior NFL analyst for ESPN. Ed Werder covers the NFL for ESPN.

Friday, June 5, 2009

This Day In Sports - June 5th

1967 -- The NHL awards six new franchises: the Los Angeles Kings, Minnesota North Stars, the Oakland Seals, the Philadelphia Flyers, the Pittsburgh Penguins and the St. Louis Blues.
1977 -- Bill Walton scores 20 points, grabs 23 rebounds and blocks eight shots to help the Portland Trail Blazers defeat the Philadelphia 76ers for the NBA title.
1993 -- Julie Krone rides Colonial Affair to victory in the 125th running of the Belmont Stakes, becoming the first woman jockey to ride a winner in a Triple Crown race.
*from Si.com*

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Defiance - Critical Review

Defiance (2008)
Director: Edward Zwick
Starring : Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber, Jamie Bell, Alexa Davalos

Plot: Defiance is a different kind of World War II movie, one that looks at the Holocaust from a unique angle--telling the true story of a group of Jews in Eastern Europe who fought back. On the run from the Germans and the local police, the three Russian Bielski brothers--Tuvia (Daniel Craig), Zus (Liev Schreiber), and Asael (Jamie Bell)--hide out deep in the forest. Their numbers swell as more and more refugees join them, coming together to form a community while also patrolling with guns and shooting the enemy to stay alive. But Tuvia and Zus have a falling-out over what future direction to take: Tuvia thinks it best to remain in the forest despite the coming vicious winter, but Zus wants to join the Russian resistance, which is aggressively attacking the Nazis. Complicating the situation are the women in their lives, known as forest wives--Lilka (Alexa Davalos) shows interest in Tuvia, Bella (Iben Hjelje) grows close to Zus, and young Chaya (Mia Wasikowska) and Asael flirt with the tingles of first love. As food grows scarce, diseases increase, and the Nazis become determined to find and kill them, the Bielski Otriad struggles to survive, battling back when necessary, including taking up arms. Directed by Edward Zwick (Glory, Blood Diamond) and based on the nonfiction book by Dr. Nechama Tec, Defiance is a powerful thriller filled with tense human emotion, a gripping story about brotherly love and the basic human instinct to survive against all odds. Craig (Layer Cake, Casino Royale), Schreiber (Everything is Illuminated), and Bell (Billy Elliot) are terrific as the Bielski brothers, three very different individuals who simply refuse to just lie down and die. (rottentomatoes.com)

Review: The amount of amazing stories of survival that come out of WWII and Hitler's Holocaust continues to amaze me every time one of them comes to the surface. Defiance is the story of a group of Jewish people residing in Belarus who escaped death and persecution by setting up camp in the forest and fighting off the German infantry as they closed in on them. Let me start off by saying, what a cool story! There were great stories of survival, redemption, and even romance. And to think that it is a true story makes it all the more astonishing. By poking through some of the special features it seems like the movie's rendition, save some of the dramatic additions, was incredibly accurate according to the real life accounts. The director and writers met with the author of the book as well as some of the survivors who are still living in an attempt to create the greatest possible level of realism. I think that this effort really came across well on the big screen. The overall acting was very well done and you could really feel the desperation and angst that this situation brought forth. The supporting characters really made the movie for me. The dynamic between the Jewish intellectuals and Jewish working class was very interesting to me and these actors portrayed their transformation wonderfully. Getting a little more specific I am not at all impressed with Daniel Craig's acting abilities. He is mediocre at best and I truly think that if he hadn't got lucky landing the role as James Bond, nobody would know who he is.

The cinematography got to be a little repetitive as the movie went on. Specifically there were maybe four or five main battle scenes throughout the movie and I would say that 75% of the people fighting were shot and "died" in the same manor. By this I mean that the choreography of being shot and then dying was the same most of the time. Person gets shot in the head or upper body while taking cover and rolls over in the same way as all of the others. Now I've never been shot so I don't know how my body would react to it, but I have to believe that it wouldn't be the same way as everybody else's body reacted. This was a small concern of mine as the rest of the film was fairly well done. The battle scenes, while not to the intensity levels of Saving Private Ryan, gave you some very unique points of view based on the strategy of the fighters.

This movie was not one of the best films that I've ever seen but it was well worth the rent. There are some interesting interviews and special features to go along with the film as well. It is an amazing story of survival and perseverance that I would recommend for everybody to experience. I rate this movie at 3.5 stars out of
5 total stars.


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This Day In Sports - June 4th

1968 -- Don Drysdale blanks the Pirates at Dodger Stadium, setting an MLB record with his sixth consecutive shutout.
1980 -- Gordie Howe, 52, retires from the Hartford Whalers after 32 years in NHL and the World Hockey Association.
1987 -- Danny Harris beats Edwin Moses in the 400-meter hurdles in Madrid, snapping Moses' record 122-race winning streak.
*from si.com*



Article of the Day:

The Man Who Lit the Fire Under Jordan

By: Scoop Jackson

When does something go from urban legend to rumor to reality? I had heard the stories about the guy who made Michael Jordan become the greatest ever, but I didn't want to believe them. Or believe such a guy even existed. But the other day, while searching for a motivator to help me better understand how I could reach that W.C. Heinz level all sportswriters aspire to reach, I was led to the greatest motivator of all. Of all the people I sought out -- Oprah, Tony Robbins, Dr. Phil, Les Brown, Buster Olney -- I was told this guy was the master. His name: Leroy Smith. His claim to sub-cult status fame: Yep … he's the one who motivated Michael Jordan. Unlike people who claim to have motivated Tiger or Gretzky or Mike Tyson, I have proof: The guy who made Jordan Jordan does exist, and here's the interview to prove it:

Scoop Jackson: So is it true that you beat Michael Jordan out for the last spot on the Laney High School varsity team his sophomore year?

Leroy Smith: Yes. It was down to just two people. Mano a mano. And the coach decided to go with the more experienced, more aggressive, more motivated player. Who at that time was me. Not Michael Jordan. Me, Leroy Smith.

Could you describe for me what Michael Jordan was like as a basketball player in high school?

Back in high school, I would say, Michael was more suitable for beach volleyball than basketball. But after I got a hold of him, after I motivated him …

But what did you do at the time to motivate him?

I made him realize that there was no future for a black man in beach volleyball. I made him understand that. And I made him understand there was no figure in that sport that was the equivalent of Leroy Smith.

So were you a good beach volleyball player, too, or what?

Leroy Smith don't play beach volleyball. But I can motivate a beach volleyball player, just like I did … Michael Jordan.

So explain to me why you deserve credit for Michael Jordan being the greatest player ever.

You have to understand, before Michael Jordan encountered Leroy Smith, he had no personality. He had no swagger. I'm the one that taught Jordan to hang his tongue out when he goes to the hole. That's what I used to do to him. Now, he won't admit that. But he copied that from Leroy Smith.

But Jordan said he got that from watching his father work on cars and trucks in the backyard when he was a kid.

That's a nice public relations story. And as we know all public relations stories aren't true.

So it all came from you?

It all came from me. See, one of my ways of motivating Michael when he was young was I would take him on the court prior to games and I would go have a meal laced with garlic, and as I would drive to the hole, I would hold my tongue out of my mouth so that it would go past Michael's nose. Therefore, I would motivate him to become an ace at defense as well as how to hold his breath at just the right moment.

A lot of people used to use that method, but they just wouldn't take baths. They'd just go on the court stankin.' But that wasn't your style, you're saying. You did garlic instead.

Yeah. And I used a lot of garlic. So much that nowadays you can't bring garlic into a room around Michael Jordan. Because the first thing he's going to think is: Leroy Smith is yellin' in his face.

Now Jordan always said his older brother Larry was the one who motivated him, because Michael could never beat him. Now could you beat Larry too?

Obviously, I could beat Larry because Larry is not the man that motivated Michael Jordan. That was just another public relations story.

I saw that at the time you wore No. 45 at Laney. Now when MJ came out of retirement and wore No. 45, was that a tribute to you?

Yes. You have to understand, Michael Jordan walks like me. He talks like me. He even holds his fork like me. Everything that Leroy Smith projects manifests itself in Michael Jordan.

I see in your office you have a poster of Michael that says "Thanks, Leroy." How special is that poster to you?

That poster is close to my heart. As a matter of fact, I have a tattoo of that poster over my heart. The whole poster. Signed by Michael Jordan. He came down to the tattoo parlor, to sign his name on my chest.


Did you ever think that you taking his spot on that high school team would have this type of effect on him and make him into the man that he's become?

Well that was my plan from the very beginning. I knew that once I lit that fuse … and that fuse is leading to a stick of dynamite … and that stick of dynamite would become what we all know today as … Michael Jordan.

So you saw this coming a long time ago?

Absolutely. To be a master motivator, part of your responsibility is to be able to see great talent in its raw state. And I seen that in Michael.

Have you ever seen that type of talent in anyone else?

Uh, not yet.

You call yourself a "mastervator," not a motivator. And you use the term, "motivise" instead of motivate. Why?

I'll put it to you like this: A mastervator is a master motivator. A motivator is someone like Don King. Don King is a motivator. He drives all of these fancy cars and it motivates young men to excel in the sport of boxing because they want to be champions. But who motivates Don King? Yeah, the mastervator! Leroy Smith.

So you are like the sensei of motivating.

Exactly.

You are older than Mike, yet you have more hair. How is that?

Well, part of the rigors of becoming the greatest basketball player in the world is stress. And Michael has always had a problem with stress. That's the reason I have more hair. I'm a much more relaxed athlete than him on the court.

Well, is there anything you can do to motivate Michael to get his hair to grow?

Leroy Smith ain't God, now. I'm just a master motivator. Now I can motivate Michael to go buy a wig, but I can't motivate for his hair to grow.

M.J. is getting inducted into the Hall of Fame in September. Do you think he's going to mention you in his Hall of Fame speech?

I'll just put it to you this way Scoop: Even if he don't mention the name Leroy Smith, I will still be honored because I'll be looking at a man that is talking like me, walking like me, thinking like me, and using my name as an alias. Because see, a lotta people don't know this, but Leroy Smith and Michael Jordan are so close that if Michael Jordan was making love to a woman and she screamed out, "Oh Leroy!" Michael wouldn't even mind.

OK, rumor is that along with wearing his Carolina blue shorts under his uniform throughout his career he also used to write your name on his shoes. Is this true?

My name on his shoes? No. My name was in a little envelope that he would tape over his left nipple before every game. That way he could keep the name Leroy Smith right next to his heart.

Just like you have his tattoo over your heart.

Exactly. But I thought the tattoo was a little more masculine than a little piece of tape on your nipple.

Do you and Mike still stay in contact?

Well, he calls from time to time, still trying to stay motivated. You know, every now and then motivation gets settled and it has to be recharged like a car battery. So every now and then Michael needs to get a jump.

So what type of motivating do you do? Is it psychological? Is it physical? Do you yell and scream at people? What do you do? How do you get people motivated?

Motivation is all psychological. It's me being able to tap into what someone really wants, what they really see themselves as … and then taking that and reshaping it into what Leroy Smith knows is the secret to success.

And what is that secret?

Well, if I told you that, there would be more than one Leroy Smith.

But I want to get motivated, too. I want to be the Michael Jordan of my own profession.

I'll tell you what, when we get off the phone, I'll have my agent contact you and we can make a deal. And I'll personally come to your house and I guarantee you when I get through you will be 200 percent better off in life than you are right now.

And I can be making love and my girl can scream out your name and I won't get mad?

Your girl could be making love to you and I can be in the room and you won't get mad.

OK, back to Michael. So what do you think would have happened to Michael Jordan if you didn't exist?

I'll be honest with you, if Leroy Smith didn't exist, not only would it be detrimental to Michael Jordan, but I really feel that the whole sport of basketball could not have evolved into what it is today. If it wasn't for Leroy Smith, the NBA would be just like the Harlem Globetrotters. One thing's a game, the other is a real game. You get what I'm sayin'?

I do. But if you were that good, why didn't you ever make it to the League?

Well … you'll have to buy Leroy Smith's book to get secret information like that. You know, I just don't want to come out and spill all of the beans just like that. But it was a very valid reason. I'll put it to you like this: If you woke up one morning and realized that you had the qualities of say, Mother Teresa. The exact same qualities. You were capable of helping people just like Mother Teresa. Now you had a choice: Either you use those qualities to help other people or you could work for ESPN interviewing people on the phone. Now the choice is yours. But Leroy Smith, I would choose to use those Mother Teresa qualities. And that's what I'm trying to hint at why you didn't see me in the NBA. My services were needed in other areas.

I got you.

See, I've motivated thousands upon thousands of people outside of Michael Jordan, you see. If I had just gone to the NBA, I would have been a great player, but would I have "motivated" as many people as I have? I seriously doubt it. I had a higher calling. See, you have to understand Leroy Smith's basketball game was so intense, that if you were my opponent on the court, instead of motivating you, I'd demoralize you.

You know Bishop Don Magic Juan told me the same thing when I was a kid.

Funny that you mention his name, because that's another one of the people that I've motivated.

I also heard Oprah, too. And that the television show that you are about to do, she's interested in producing it. Is that true?

I don't mean to let the cat out of the bag, but … yes.

Yeah, that she's done with Dr. Phil and she's looking to you now.

You have to understand. Oprah, Dr. Phil, Tyra Banks, they've all been motivated by Leroy Smith. These people have been knowing about Leroy Smith for years upon years, and now the world is getting ready to become aware of the power of Leroy Smith.

When it's all over, when it's all said and done, how do you want the world to remember the great Leroy Smith?

I would like the world to remember Leroy Smith as "The Mastervator," the man who inspired the greatest basketball player in the history of the game. The man who has inspired untold millions across the globe. And I'd also like to be commemorated with a giant statue in front of Madison Square Garden. Or the Spectrum, even though it's closed. Any big arena where basketball is played, there should be a statue in the honor of Leroy Smith, "The Mastervator."

Last thing. Has anyone ever told you you look like Eddie Murphy?

I've been told that I look like Eddie Murphy. I've been told that I look like Demond Wilson, [who played] Lamont from "Sanford and Son." I've been told I look like several peoples. Otis Redding. People are always going to try to compare me to someone else. But there is no comparison to Leroy Smith. I'm the one and only.

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Scoop Jackson is a columnist for ESPN.com.

From espn.com

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Lost Characters from Springfieldpunx!

Mad props go out to Springfieldpunx guy from http://springfieldpunx.blogspot.com/ for creating these awesome "Simpson's-esque" LOST characters!
















































This Day In Sports - June 3rd

1932 -- John McGraw, longtime manager of the New York Giants, abruptly resigns midway through the season.
1989 -- The Houston Astros need 22 innings and more than seven hours to secure a 5-4 victory over the L.A. Dodgers at the Astrodome.
2003 -- Sammy Sosa of the Chicago Cubs is ejected from a game against the Tampa Bay Devil Rays for getting caught using a corked bat.
*from si.com*